1. The separation of the church and the Philippine Government.
2. A COMELEC official saying
"Malinis at payapa ang halalan!", just when a presinct explodes to bits behind him while masked men run away from the scene carrying the ballot boxes.*
3. People forgiving (?) and forgetting the crimes of election fraud just by hearing the words "I am sorry."
4. Actors, actresses and other famous people running for government positions to help the people.
5. People having babies but not knowing that they come from having sexual intercourse (Source: Readers' Digest.)
6. A priest fathering twin brothers...
7. ...bore by a nun (shucks. Instant family.).
8. A romantic same-sex relationship.**
9. A smoking doctor.
10. An alcoholic med school professor emeritus.
11. A drugstore selling cigarettes.
12. Planning and laying out your activities for the day, but ending up not doing any of them.
13. A fireworks store adjacent an LPG store or a gas station.
14. A fireman next to a dry fire hydrant.
15. Miles sipping coffee while lying on her bed.
Ironies, or just plain jokes?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* A completely concocted situation. But who knows, it might have really happened.
** Why, you ask? In same-sex relationships, one acts as the male, and the other as the female (i.e, in lesbian relationships, the "tomboy" is the guy, and the girlfriend is the girl). So is there really a same-sex relationship? Psychologically speaking, is it even possible? Ironic.
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An internet chain game
..Each player of this game [?] starts with 6 weird things about him. People who get tagged need to write in their blog 6 weird things. In the end, choose 6 people to be tagged. List their names, of course. Don’t forget to inform them.
Gerald tagged me.
And so, here it is.
SIX WEIRD THINGS ABOUT MILES DOMINGO
1. Miles has a fancy for extra spicy food. Ask her to eat a whole chili with rice, she'll do it with a smile. Many people say (especially her siblings) that if you want to know how spicy something is, don't ask her opinion. What's not spicy for her might be a volcano for you.
2. She hates eating. She'd rather sleep than enjoy a meal, and that's the reason why she doesn't eat dinner.
....
err...
sometimes? *nervous chuckle*
3. She likes to keep small things that remind her of the different events in her life. She keeps these things in sturdy shoe boxes in her room. The most recent addition to her collection? A McDo fries carton (acquired May 22,2007), whose contents have been consumed by her and someone special. Maybe this is the reason why she's scared of throwing papers and other stuff away. And maybe this is also the reason why her mother constantly holds the tower of papers leaning dangerously and the other stuff on her study table as a
sermon topic. Trash and laziness, she calls it, but to Miles, it's just plain sentimentality.
4. She wants to die, come back and then tell everybody about it.
5. She has
selective arachnophobia, a term that she coined for her condition, that is, she's not scared of all spiders, especially not to small, gray ones. Rather, she's extremely terrified of huge, hairy, and colorul (indicative that they are venomous) and slow-walking spiders, like tarantulas, black widows and---God forbid---Goliath bird-eating spiders. She always wishes that Class Arachnida be wiped out by natural selection, but she always takes it back because she realizes the impact the disappearance of spiders will have on the ecosystem(Tsk. Biologists.).
6. She'd rather go to hell and burn in all its sulfuric glory than to get married, but that's an opinion that's subject to change...or is
changing at the moment.
There you go. Your turn,
Gab,
Kacie ,
Pikselot,
Josh,
Ate Ekai and
Kuya Randy. :)
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Friday, June 01, 2007
I miss my block.
I had this heart to heart talk with Rap, one of my blockmates via Y!m. It was a fun conversation, and it made me realize how much I love and miss my course block.
L2! See you guys soon.
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The Smoker
For Serenity
and for those who try to find the answers in between puffs
The smoke dissolves
Into a thin array
Of colors melting and
waiting to be
Analyzed.
then
Realizations
flow
from your eyes
that see
not.
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