1. The separation of the church and the Philippine Government.

2. A COMELEC official saying "Malinis at payapa ang halalan!", just when a presinct explodes to bits behind him while masked men run away from the scene carrying the ballot boxes.*

3. People forgiving (?) and forgetting the crimes of election fraud just by hearing the words "I am sorry."

4. Actors, actresses and other famous people running for government positions to help the people.

5. People having babies but not knowing that they come from having sexual intercourse (Source: Readers' Digest.)

6. A priest fathering twin brothers...

7. ...bore by a nun (shucks. Instant family.).

8. A romantic same-sex relationship.**

9. A smoking doctor.

10. An alcoholic med school professor emeritus.

11. A drugstore selling cigarettes.

12. Planning and laying out your activities for the day, but ending up not doing any of them.

13. A fireworks store adjacent an LPG store or a gas station.

14. A fireman next to a dry fire hydrant.

15. Miles sipping coffee while lying on her bed.


Ironies, or just plain jokes?
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* A completely concocted situation. But who knows, it might have really happened.

** Why, you ask? In same-sex relationships, one acts as the male, and the other as the female (i.e, in lesbian relationships, the "tomboy" is the guy, and the girlfriend is the girl). So is there really a same-sex relationship? Psychologically speaking, is it even possible? Ironic.