*news show music*

NEWSFLASH:

THIS JUST IN.

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE NOW DISBANDED!*gasps*

The leader of the group the Powerpuff Girls, Blossom, just announced yesterday, September 06, 2005 that she'll not be with the institution she's working in anymore [graceful exit, i'm telling ya]. She's been promoted to a higher position, having passed an exam given to heroes [or little ones]with flying colors.

Right after the Alma Mater song, she went up the stage and said her parting message which was incredibly short. Students all over the covered court, who thought that she'd give a long litany about cooperation and excellence [or maybe about geese flying in a v-formation] momentarily froze and became confused. But after the short goodbye message sank in, they went bezerk and began to squeal, yell and roll with happiness and delight. The little one did not react though, which the students presume was the reaction of someone prepared for this kind of situation wherein everybody's happy and eager to see someone leave.

The position of the promoted matriarch will temporarily be held by someone who uncannily resembles a character in Pol Medina Jr.'s comic, Pugad Baboy. [gusto mo ng clue? bibigyan kita ng clue. cnong karakter ba sa pugad baboy ang kalbo at matanda na? music teacher ni tiny. haha..gets? sama ko talaga...I AM SOOOOO EVIL] The members of the now disbanded Powerpuff Girls, who seemed disgusted on the idea of a male replacing their mentor and leader, are looking forward to meeting the the new "Blossom" that will complete the trio once again, though they refused to comment when asked how would they describe the perfect leader for the Powerpuffs. Bubbles became teary-eyed and Buttercup just retained the expression wherein her abnormally positioned mouth is most prominent when the qustion was thrown.

Blossom also refused to comment on her promotion, but was still smiling when yours truly saw her in her office despite the cold and evil [i just loooovvveee using that word.] treatment of the crowd that morning. She has now packed some of her things in her office but still has a mountain of papers on her desk. Some unfinished business, she said.

There is still no specific date to when the new leader will settle in among us, to lead us, and hopefully, not join the forces of evil.

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I hope I'll not get killed because of this...

well...just making fun of it, ey...

take it easy, bud.