Random funny ang toinks stuff =))

1. Chris Tiu's Nesvita Commercial
Don't get me wrong. I'm not laughing AT him, I'm laughing at the FACTS that surround the commercial:

1. it's the first thing I saw when I turned on the TV last night. It took me a few seconds to absorb what my retinas were seeing (Chris with two topless guys on the beach eating oats. BWAHAHAHAHAA),
2. he was the only one with a freakin' shirt on (Come on, Chris, WAG KA NGANG KJ BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA),
3. this is the guy who once told us that "He's not meant for showbiz" and
4. It's true, isn't it...seeing someone you actually know and socialized with for a sem or two on TV would definitely make you drop your jaws and laugh a bit, especially when you really can't imagine them doing things like that when they're in their "normal state". I also laughed when I saw Joel Darwin's (my former english blockie) cookie commercial.

But, hey. Good job, Chris. Imba ka, pare...kahit naka shirt ka at sila naka-topless. =))

2. "Katol=Kape" -Miles Domingo
Scenario: Me and Mareca, my little sister, were watching TV upstairs. During a commercial break, she went down to the kitchen and called something out to me.

Mareca: Ate Kim (nickname ko sa pamilya ko), nasan ung katol?
Miles: Ha?
Mareca: (Sounds a bit muffled) Katol!
Miles: Tingnan mo dyan sa may mga gamot.
Mareca: *went upstairs again* Hindi ko makita, mehn.
Miles: Bulag ka. Pag nahanap ko, ha.
Mareca: Sige nga.
Miles: *went down, kinuha ang katol, umakyat muli, placed the coils on Mareca's lap* Ayan oh, bulag.
Mareca: Oh, so? Anong gagawin ko?
Miles: So so ka pa dyan. Sapakin kita eh. Ayan na yung katol.
Mareca: Ah, ganun. Ikaw kaya sapakin ko. Kape, hindi katol.

Anlayo yata ng kape sa katol. Onga naman. Alanganamang itimpla ni sis ang katol. Sige na nga. Consolation prize ni Miles: "Okay lang, pareho naman silang nagsisimula sa ka."