My mom asked me if I would go to church today. I told her I didn't want to. Then she started talking going to church and talking to God more often.

While she was in the middle of her speech about how I shouldn't look at how totally f***ed up the people in our church were but instead I should look at my personal relationship with the transcendent, a car, whose stereos blared music out like there's no tomorrow stopped in front of our house. Turns out there was a small traffic jam near the guard house.

I could have ignored this small incident, but the music that the car's stereos were playing was so fitting to the situation, and the irony that it created was so hilarious.

The song's title? Losing My Religion by REM.